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Ron Hann -> Christmas (is) Crackers. (29 Nov. 2009 7:10:25 )
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Now that we are rapidly approaching December, we all know what happens in THAT month [yeah, the weather gets hot down here and cold up there].
Well, actually No, I was referring to the yearly ritual of Christmas Crackers, and mainly the 'funnies' that appear in them.
We went out to a dinner last night and I collected these ones [and I don't want to hear any audible groans as you read them, neither].
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What do ghosts eat ??
Ghoulash.
[Incidentally, that answer was also applied to another question - What do you get when you burn a vampire ??]
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What is virtually useless until it is broken ??
An egg.
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Wha lays in a pram and wobbles ??
A jelly baby.
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And they get worse.
What do you call a couple of thieves ??
A pair of knickers.
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And, I'm sure that there are many equally unbearable 'jokes' around your way, too.
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