PeteMarks
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From: Edwardsville Illinois USA
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Jesus and the Redneck
An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked
the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant
and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so
the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a
cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus
a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches. He
hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang.
How's about ! gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He, too, looked across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more
nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "On my
bill."
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and said,
For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back
into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening up,
and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out
the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and yelled,
"Don't touch me...I'm drawin' disability!"
Pete
"No man is an island....................Send not to know for whom the bell tolls it tolls for thee!"
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